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Tofurkey will not be on our Thanksgiving table

Turkey more likely than tofu to be on Thanksgiving menu

I haven’t consulted Pat about the Thanksgiving dinner menu yet, but I am confident that tofurkey will not make the cut.

Tofurkey, for those who are interested, is a concoction containing vegetable products, tofu, I’m certain, and other herbs and spices, I suppose, to create a taste that might be mistaken for poultry. Based on images I’ve seen, the mixture is molded into something resembling a large bird, baked, and served on a platter with the usual accompaniments of a holiday feast.

This time every year I receive at least one press release detailing the reasons why eating turkey is a bad idea. The annual reports, which come from various sources, include information that should not simply be ignored. It always includes commentary about the conditions of factory farms. I think most reasonable folks can agree that animals, even those bred and raised for food, should be treated as humanely as possible. For one thing, it’s bad economics not to raise farm animals as responsibly and as healthy as possible. But turkeys are not pets, though some would treat them so.

The annual news releases also rely on the oft-repeated mantras of those who would ban all animal agriculture — overuse of antibiotics, the health risks of consuming meat, the environmental impact of raising animals for food, and the notion that all animals should roam free. The reports are long on innuendo, short on research-based fact.

Take the highly exaggerated assumption that consuming turkey will kill you, a contention supported by the well-worn warning to avoid fat and cholesterol. I think we can all agree that eating too much fat, consuming too much cholesterol, and leading a sedentary lifestyle are not practices that will lead to a long, healthy life. But those of us who include animal protein in our diets take solace in numerous health and dietary studies that show a combination of moderate consumption of fats, inclusion of ample fruits and vegetables in our diets, and getting off the couch on a regular basis gives us decent odds of staying healthy.

I have no argument with anyone who chooses a vegetarian diet. I have no issues with folks who eat steaks well done, cheese on their scrambled eggs, or sushi, either, though I prefer medium rare, hold the cheese, and raw fish for bait only.  Diet is a lifestyle choice, and people in this country are blessed with many choices — organic, gluten-free, free range, and low fat, to name a few. 

I do object to organizations that use biased, unproven and exaggerated assumptions to scare people away from their choices and to poison their minds about animal agriculture.

One wonders what these organizations would have us do with the animals currently raised on farms. Turn them loose to roam the countryside? How that has worked with feral hogs? Maintaining animals on pasture with no income to support them makes neither economic nor environmental sense.

I hope vegetables are a part of our Thanksgiving meal, just not the entre.

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